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SEO: Works Every Time

So I received an internal email at work the other day about how we could SEO our company website (http://elctech.com). Here was my suggestion:

“Just put up a few <h1> tags that state (in this order) Rails, Coding, Consulting, Porn, Free Porn, Porn on Rails, Viagra, iPhone, development, hot chicks, elc.

Guaranteed hits!”

Genius right? So after a while, a fellow employee (@maxmurphy) suggested we implement this rails solution:

<code class=’ruby’>["Rails", "Coding", "Consulting", "Porn", "Free Porn", "Porn on Rails", "Viagra",
"iPhone", "development", "hot chicks", "elc"].each do |seo|
  "#{seo} \n ELC ROCKS #{seo}"
end</code>

Perfect!

Feel free to steal this and you too can be an SEO Guru!